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When you sock someone while they aren’t looking
Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?
Soccer Wee (noun): A discreet technique employed by some soccer players, the 'soccer wee' involves taking a knee, adjusting shorts, and subtly directing urine through the gap between the bottom of the shorts and the leg opening, all done inconspicuously during gameplay. This skill demonstrates resourcefulness, allowing players to attend to their needs without disrupting the match's flow."
During the intense match, Alex adeptly pulled off a soccer wee, ensuring he could relieve himself without missing a moment of the game."
Hill Billy slang for some parts of Canada for “kickball”.
Person 1: Hey let’s go play some soccer baseball.
Person 2: Stfu and use real names.
When you fall down in pain pretending to be hurt to advance your game.
We won the game because I pulled a soccer
An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.
I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.
A soccer camp in the Berkshires that is for girls. The food is great and the counselors are sooo awesome but the soccer is horrible. The “academy” part is far from true. Also, the head staff treats you like babies doing shit like “shoutouts” to someone who helped you out. That’s bs when your my age.
I just got back from Berkshire Soccer Academy!