Window whisper

The act of passing gas into another's open window, at night, of course.

If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses

Window Peeker

A person who peeks through out a window looking at shadow things, the neighbors, or other random stuff while trying to remain unnoticed.

I heard a noise outside, so I quickly rushed over to the window to peak out my curtains & a shadow person was window peeking back at me. One of us needs sleep. Damn window peekers.

noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans

Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?

window pussy

Hot chick at a bar that you will neither talk to or approach but stare at and imagine naked

The three hot girls accross the bar are window pussy.

Window hammer

When a glass dildo is put in a woman's vagina and then she has a sledge hammer slammed on her to break it inside

Give her the window hammer

Window of Opportunity

When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.

Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.

Window of happiness

When you find a swastika graffiti, and draw extra lines to make it a window. Then draw smiley faces in all the window panes.

In woodshop we found a swastika carved on the table, so he drew with a pencil to make it a Window of Happiness