Code Paisley

Sweeping generality for actually saying something exciting and original if you get the once-in-a-lifetime chance to use the cashier's intercom at Walmart or a similar franchise; ie, if you say "Cleanup in Aisle 69" or "Code Red in Feminine Hygiene Products" or make way off base sex sounds, this is NOT a Code Paisley, and you fail.

Walmart cashier to the person in front of you: Let's go look for that.
You, to intercom, in accent of choice: Attention, valued Walmart customers, we have a Code Paisley. I repeat, we have a Code Paisley, all badly dressed old women please evacuate immediately. Other valued Walmart customers, please remain calm and follow protocol and the danger will soon be passed. Thank y-
Walmart cashier: Get off of that! Do you want to get me fired from the career opportunity of a lifetime?!

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Code-off

When updating your facebook status with something aimed at one specific person without actually naming them. Or having facebook status with hidden meaning. The person in question knows that that this status is about them. Resulting in a response on facebook aimed at them. A slanging match or 'code-off' occurs.

'Dude what is her facebook status all about, it's obviously about me?'
'I have no idea, why don't ya write one back and have a code-off'

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code-orrhoid

That bit of code that is the razor-sharp pain in your ass day in and day out.

The bug in this website's perl script is giving me a code-orrhoid.

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code-dry

The act of coming out of the shower and sitting by your computer and writing code until you dry. An alternative to using a towel or drip-drying.

I really wanna finish this app and I don't have a towel, so I think I'm gonna code-dry.

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Birth code

The area code of the city you were born in. Sometimes you can use the city you grew up in if you lived there for most of you life.

303, 813, 305, 718 are examples of birth codes

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cheat code

A person who plays video games all the time and has OCCD (obsessive cheat code disorder).

Boy, why do you smell like a cheat code?

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Morse Code

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... --- -- . -... --- -.. -.-- / --- -. -.-. . / - --- .-.. -.. / -- . / - .... .- - Morse Code

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