May 1

The day a true badass redneck was born

He was born on may 1st

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May 22

Prank day

Oh it’s May 22 let’s prank someone

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May 28

My birthday :D yay!! ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ / May 28th is my birthday when I turn 10 years old and my big day!

Hey look it’s May 28th Georgies Birthday!

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Mai-san

She is above and beyond any waifu to ever exist. I dream about her stepping on me everyday.

WOW, Zero Two is the best waifu. Bitch, have you seen Mai-san?

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May 9th

This is the most lit kid you gonna meet, he is a little slow but will always have your side. He’s a big fighter on what he believes and can fight physically to. This is a guy you should claim if you can.

Friend: this guy said he’s gonna beat me up after school.
Boy born on May 9th: well let’s go kick his ass together!

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May 5th

National ask your crush for his/her hoodie day... they must give it to you❤️

Girl: can I have your hoodie it’s may 5th
Boy: what’s may 5th?
Girl: national ask your crush for there hoodie day

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May 6

kiss your Gf day

Bf/Gf: Hey today is May 6th.
Bf: *kisses Gf*

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