Alaskan Sniper Fuck

Dank ass weed that doesn't have a name. Use it when: you sell weed, you tell your friends what kind of weed you have, or when you purchase weed.

You:"Hey man, what kind of shit do you have?"
Dealer:"Shit maing i got some of that Alaskan Sniper Fuck, choo know what im saying?"

OR

Your friend:(after taking a hit)"Fuck man, what is this shit!"
You:"Alaskan Sniper Fuck dude!"

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Alaskan Salmon Catcher

The gay/lesbian version of the Alaskan Skydiver or Spear thrower.

GiGi catapulted off the bed onto Emily attempting the Alaskan Salmon Catcher; however, she failed and could tragically no longer have children.

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Alaskan bull worm

When you color an uncurcumsized penis green and then ejaculate over a girls ass while she farts so it sprays right back onto your penis. This will undoubly make your dick look like a worm covered in snow from alaska.

I got the alaskan bull worm yesterday.
Venny Nestawhatthefuckisthisname.

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alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)

those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out

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Alaskan Bull Worm

Covering your penis in vanilla ice cream and hate fucking an asshole then eating said asshole.

I gave my girl an Alaskan Bull Worm with sprinkles.

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Alaskan Poop Ceremony

The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.

1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.

2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!

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Alaskan Ass Bomb

When you puke into a mason jar and proceed to push it to the very back of someones rectum (The deeper the better) then you have your red-neck slave clench their ass until the glass breaks and shatters in their hole, the effect is similar to shrapnel in the sense it will slowly tear them up from the inside with movement (voluntary or not) and eventually the puke will seep out and its ready for consumption

"Man gaby's Alaskan ass bomb went off last night she was screaming like a mother fucker!"

"How was the puke?"

"It was top notch, I got some in the fridge if you want?"

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