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A person who after touching something makes it highly unluck for every person here after.
Dammit matt, you touched my Magic deck again with your damn jew fingers didnt you. Now this deck sucks.
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When your plans get changed or cancelled due to others having to calibrate a Jewish holiday.
Usually only happens when said person celebrating is only partial Jewish (less than a 1/4)
Tim: Hey John I thought you have visitation with your son this week.
John: Yeah I did but I got Jewed out because its some jewish holiday.
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Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
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A person who tends to do a lot of drugs so they come off rather slow and when asked to do something such as walk or journey across town they will shudder at the mere thought of it. Many own toyota camrys.
"Hey Brandon wanna walk to swains!?"
"No way thats too far."
"Your such a jew baby."
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A person who acts like a Jew by coveting money, liquor, and/or drugs. There's at least one in every group of friends.
The covetous jew that is more than happy to drink a few rounds on your ass, but would never offer to buy a round for anyone and tips like a Jew.
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A beautiful, perfect, big hard cock on a Jew
"I love that big Jew Cock in my dripping wet pussy.."
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A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.
Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.
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