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A game played while eating out a woman. The tounge user spells out words with their tounge and the woman has to try and guess the word. There is usually a prize consisting of a sexual favor from the looser to the winner.
"Last Night we played alphabet soup and my girlfriend lost. i was a very happy man."
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"Impossible"
Refers to something that is impossible or messed up beyond belief.
Used Extensively in the US Navy and US Army.
Johnson's fucked up like a soup sandwhich.
This whole fucking operation is a soup sandwhich.
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A reference to Seinfeld. Used when denying something to someone else. Funniest when said thing being denied is an orgasm.
While S and E are having sex, and just before E has an orgasm, S pulls out, screams "No soup for YOU!" and cums on E. Classic.
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soup that tastes like shit. But you don't want to say it tastes like shit so you say its Vaginal Soup.
Mom this soup tastes like Vaginal Soup
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when 4 or more men (above the age of 35) spend more than 10 minutes in a jacuzzi or hot tub.
hey are you getting in the hot tub?
are you joking, those guys have been in there for like an hour. its a ballsack soup by now!
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A condition that occurs when many people use the same toilet but do not flush, thus creating a yellow/brown soupy broth in the bowl. This condition is most commonly found in public restrooms on interstate highways, in shopping mall restrooms and bathrooms in college dormitories.
I shouldn't have eaten lunch at Taco Bell because when I went to use the restroom at the mall I was confronted with potty soup in every stall!!!
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Microwaved Liquid Heroine, cocaine, and crushed up PCP. Everything is pretty much the same, except there are more giraffes.
Kiwi: yo whatcha eating?
Melon: Drug soup.
Kiwi: Drug soup?
Melon: Drug soup. Its Microwaved Liquid Heroine, cocaine, and crushed up PCP.
Kiwi: Does it do anything other then kill you?
Melon: Nah, everything is pretty much the same, except there are more giraffes...Im so high right now.....
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