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A Clit that resembles bacon, and is floppy and hard, sometimes soft. It is only found in whores and skanks. the Clit would need to be at least .5 inches long, and very floppy.
"I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and turns out she had a bacon clit....i told her i already ate breakfast, and left.
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Slang term for the female genetalia.
Dude, last night I totally slipped my sausage in her bacon wallet.
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noun-an unusually large quantity of cellulite residing on the backside(ass) of entirely too many women.
If her cheeks hit the floor when she's sitting on the john she's got a bacon-bottom.
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When a person/animal falls to the ground and starts to flop around almost like they are having a seizure... This could be due to an actual seizure, drunkenness or a bout of rofl due to some hilarity that has ensued among other things...
Dude... why was that girl flopping around like a fish on the floor last night?
She got so drunk that she started doing the bacon
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The stains on a pair of panties or thong that was found under your bed on a tuesday after a long weekend of drinking beer,smoking pot and fucking.....
A.i found a thong under my bed and cant remember where it came from.
B.did it have bacon stripes?
A.you fucking know it.....
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When you go round a girl's house and then their mum comes in and offers you something to eat and you reply yes please they then make you a bacon sarne.
This is where a mother opens her vagina and you sit inside it like a sandwich then eat your way out.
I went to Georgia's house the other day, her Mum gave me a bacon sarne, it was delicious!
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