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A slob who does nothing except wake up at noon and watch Netflix all day long in pajamas every single day.
Netflix and pajamas everyday, she’s a total Netflix bandit
a person who steals christmas or also a quite sexy person who play the massive MMORPG game runescape.
did you see that awsome guy on runescape called xmas bandit?
A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?
A noun: 1) A shady adult loitering around a playground or a known children's park. 2) An adult acting or looking like a child molester near children.
Girl 1: Who's that creep hangin by the swing set? Girl 2: He looks like a sandbox bandit to me... Girl 1: KIDS IT'S TIME TO GO!!!
Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.
The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.
A sneaky little boi with a mustache And a itty-bitty goatee Who loves his tasty cakes yummy yummy yummy
“Hey boss what happened to all the tastykakes”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”
A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.
The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased