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Being liked by your crush at your birthday/her birthday
Oh, how I wish I could have a happy happy birthday
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someone who says it is their birthday when it is indeed not their birthday at all
Aly: So when's your birthday grandma?
Grandma: Today!
5 minutes later
Aly: YOU DIRTY BIRTHDAY LIAR! TOMORROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!
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I remembered - Good ending
I forgor 💀 - Bad ending
"happy birthday haider!" - Gabe
"hi" - Haider
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Keemstars Retarded way of saying nudes
Keem: “OMG CallMeCarson sent birthday suit pictures to minors”
Giga Chad: Stfu Keem I’m watching scarce
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An event where someone gets amatuerishly wasted.
It was like a yuppie birthday party last Friday, John really tied one on!
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The result of a person whose birthday it is eating everything under the Sun that will improve their chance of blowing a huge, incalculable volume of flatulence onto their heavily candled cake in order to quell all the candles with a single, window-rattling flutterblast.
Yup, as we all stood together ‘round the cake, we were suddenly blown right off our feet by Grandpa’s big ol’ birthday fart; he’d been workin’ on that thing for days.
an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie
John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.