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Every February 11th is national bite Aubrey day! Grab your favorite Aubrey and give them a nice little munch.
“Hey do you know what day is today Aubrey?”
“No?”
“It’s national bite Aubrey day! *munch*”
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Glow in the dark love bites are love bites that you notice in the dark with alittle light from your blackberry phone.
For example, a glow in the dark love bites would be when you in bed with someone who is using their blackberry, and then you see a random dark mark on the chest area, that my friends is called a glow in the dark love bite...
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For use in the event of a failed joke.
Someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan "another joke bites the dust...". Hilarious.
Person 1: yeah, and that's what your mother said last night!!
*tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter*
Person 2: Another joke bites the dust.
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A phase used when someone is being a cunt so u make it sound more roothless by saying this and they have nothing to say back cause no one wants to get thier face bitten
Also just a good way to shame someone out cos what do u say back to that.
Bro can i have a turn on your mrs. Fuk off Il bite your face cunt
The bro trys to steel your beer, il bite your face cunt
Im gana roll u g. Na il bite your face cunt
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Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.
Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.
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Bender (a character in Futurama)'s kick-ass trademark catch phrase.
Hey dj gs68! Bite my shiny metal ass!
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Benders Top Ten most frequently uttered words
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
And Benders Number One most frequently uttered word, the word which if uttered will bring the complete destruction of this world is
1. ASS
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