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When someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened...)
Billy: "Hmm.... a nap would be nice right about now..." *snore*
Giorgio: "IMA BLIND TEA BAG YOU!"
Billy: "OMG SOMEONE PUT THEIR BALLS IN MY EYE!!!!"
blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.
dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway
A slang term for the penis originating from an asian tale ,which dates back to a time of dragons, and samurais which would run around chopping peoples heads off for no reason. The penis is given this name beacuase it is as if it has an eye but closed, or even blinded like the old man in the ancient asian tale....a tale about a blind old asian man....named bob..........
"Her gaping vagina was no match for old blind bob"
"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"
When a man carries on a long term relationship with a transvestite without knowing he is with a man.
Have you seen Brendan's new "girlfriend"? The dude's totally dick blind.
When you touch yourself these are some of the notable symptoms.
That guy touches himself, we call him bhh (blind hairy hands)
Finding the biggest black guy you can and let him cum on your face forcing them shut. Based off the movie “The Blind Side”
Did you see her new boyfriend
Yeah they have to try the Blind Side Challenge