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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.

“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”

by Z. Fisher August 4, 2023


Basic blonde hoe

Honestly the worst kind of bitch to ever exist. They are disgusting, overly narcissistic, ignorant, selfish pieces of trash who think it’s a flex to have a body count over 20 at the raw age of 17 and those are considered “rookie numbers” they often have an attitude towards everyone who isn’t their dedicated fuckboys or female “besties” and think walking around wearing light Grey and off-white Jordan 1s while slugging around an extra large iced coffee is there way of showing off to their “opposers” who are really just their ex boyfriends from elementary school who still stalk her instagram page daily just to continuously call her a bitch and other obscenities in front of his laptop screen like she can hear him somehow. These girls are usually ugly asf or mid and think they are the hottest creature in gods creation. They are walking stds. They are walking burst condoms. They are the absolute scum of the female race.

I would date anyone right now, but never one of those basic blonde hoes

I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.

by The New York hillbilly February 3, 2023


Dumb Blonde

A girl who is blonde and dumb and probably has no titties but a thick ass. Her name either starts with an H or ends with an A or maybe both.

God that girl is such a dumb blonde! She only passed english because she looked up the answers online!

by tittymaster69420 July 13, 2020


Dumb Blonde

A natural blonde who is not so bright. Can barely spell and doesn't even know the definition of dumb blonde

"Wow, skye is such a dumb blonde, she cant even spell blonde!"

by PinkHairedLooser May 12, 2021


Dumb Blonde

Jamielia Johnson is the living definition of this word. She is the craziest person you will ever meet if you see her run.

“Did you see Jamielia
Yh she’s the definition of dumb blonde

by Anonymous111105 October 13, 2020


Dumb blonde

Dumb Blonde is the definition of a dumb girl who either has blonde hair, or dyed her hair blonde.

The dumb blonde tripped over herself.

by 'suppeeps April 1, 2021


Dumb Blonde

A phrase created and mainly used by brunettes and gingers who got fed up with blondes 'stealing' their men.

"My husband won't stop looking at that woman. What a dumb blonde."

by JackyKelly December 29, 2020