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Machine rape, usually conducted at airports
Dude! I got a full body scan at the airport, and I swear, the guy at the computer was just staring at the screen!
v. usually said when someone is on thin ice, pushing the limit. When someone is "doing too much"and "gets out of character" or "forgets who they are" . Mainly used in the Texas Louisiana Mississippi area.
"You out your body now."
"Get out your body and I'll show you something. "
"Don't get out your body"
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(Noun)
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
Beauty ideals change over time and depending on the location and context. In Western Europe during the Middle Ages, the nobility set a particular beauty ideal for women: a fragile and petite figure, with small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding round belly. The Medieval body shape eventually gave way to new Renaissance ideals.
A psychiatric condition in which the affected person suffers from a flawed perception that views some part of the body or physical feature to be defective or unsightly although an objective observer would not share said opinion. While some people assume that female breasts are disproportionately the feature in question, in fact persons with body dysmorphic disorder tend to report dissatisfaction with facial features most frequently.
Body dysmorphic disorder is categorized as one of the Somatoform Disorders by the American Psychiatric Association.
Madeline suffered from body dysmorphic disorder: she thought her cute Gallic nose was an unsightly and grotesquely large beak.
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A friend that you can call anytime, day or nght, after you've killed someone and they will come help you hide the body without any questions because they know if you killed them they must have needed killing. This is, of course, just the depth of your friendship since hopefully you'll never have to invoke the "dead body buddy" clause.
I was stranded 30 miles outside of Houston when I had just had surgery and my husband who was driving me home got food poisoning and I didn't know what to do, but one call to my dead body buddy Donna and she and her husband drove 7 hours to come get us and take us home.
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Phrase said by Reggie Fils-Aime in a Wii Fit test at an E3 the meme exploded so much that even Nintendo referenced it in Pokémon
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1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska
Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."
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