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Amsterdam breakfast

To smoke a joint while one sips their coffee in the morning.

I poured my cup of coffee, lit my joint, and enjoyed my Amsterdam breakfast.

by HydroHoudini October 13, 2017

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Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.

"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."

by Epitemisis June 30, 2017

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Breakfast Buffet

The mix between a "red pancake" and a "blue waffle"

Dude...I had sex with my girlfriend last night and she totally had a breakfast buffet.

by kaymizzle December 10, 2010

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bp breakfast

After the bar or club, you select multiple delectable delights from the gas station as opposed to going to a restaurant for food. A stoners delight :)

Upon leaving the bar, Dj went to the gas station for a bp breakfast ,in order to quell his hunger pangs!

by Joepeoples March 17, 2017

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jersey breakfast

Waking up in a haze with a unidentified woman with big hair and rolling over to finding a hot Taylor Ham, egg and cheese sandwich, then hearing over the loud speakers "gentlemen, start your engines" - CoABM

jersey breakfast taylor ham Coalition of Alternate Breakfast Meats 24 hours of LeMons

by wfo October 23, 2013

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breakfast dimples

is when fat girls or rarly males have large indents in their fatty legs and/or ass, they are called this because you are able to pore milk and cereal into them for breakfast

'what did you have for breakfast this morning?'
'i had cereal from a chick's breakfast dimples'

by betterbeaf May 4, 2009

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cockanental breakfast

A large variety of penis' or cocks for one to choose from.

Last time I woke up in a gay bar to a cockanental breakfast.

by JC Cockinstuff November 14, 2013

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