To smoke a joint while one sips their coffee in the morning.
I poured my cup of coffee, lit my joint, and enjoyed my Amsterdam breakfast.
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When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.
"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."
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The mix between a "red pancake" and a "blue waffle"
Dude...I had sex with my girlfriend last night and she totally had a breakfast buffet.
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After the bar or club, you select multiple delectable delights from the gas station as opposed to going to a restaurant for food. A stoners delight :)
Upon leaving the bar, Dj went to the gas station for a bp breakfast ,in order to quell his hunger pangs!
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Waking up in a haze with a unidentified woman with big hair and rolling over to finding a hot Taylor Ham, egg and cheese sandwich, then hearing over the loud speakers "gentlemen, start your engines" - CoABM
jersey breakfast taylor ham Coalition of Alternate Breakfast Meats 24 hours of LeMons
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is when fat girls or rarly males have large indents in their fatty legs and/or ass, they are called this because you are able to pore milk and cereal into them for breakfast
'what did you have for breakfast this morning?'
'i had cereal from a chick's breakfast dimples'
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A large variety of penis' or cocks for one to choose from.
Last time I woke up in a gay bar to a cockanental breakfast.
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