when you have to take a masive shit due to diarrhea
I had Pizza Hut/Taco Bell today and i got some mad drippy bum
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a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.
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The bum shark is a predator who seeks bum of the unsuspecting man.
OH NO WATCH YOURE REAR HERE COMES A BUM SHARK !!!!!!!!!!!
bum
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When you don't wipe your ass good enough and it starts to get itchy and or bother you in some way
"Dude, McDonalds didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wait till I got home and I had a bad case of bum disease"
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When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.
Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.
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Any congregation of two (or more) bums underneath a freeway overpass with excessive plant overgrow.
"On my walk to the park I narrowly escaped a Bum Jungle."
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Where an individual has so much coursework to complete they literally feel as if the work may have entered their anal passage...
The worst form being a funnel like formation of papers allowing maximum penetration of assorted writing implements.
"Nat couldn't make it to the party, she was 100% bummed by coursework"
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