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A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!
I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!
I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit
Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.
Made popular by The Sopranos.
Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!
Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!
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A classic Australian expression used to convey how unbelievably gorgeous someone is
Did you see that woman over there? She's bullshit gorgeous!
I know, I can hardly believe it
When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.
BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.
Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does
BS: No
Person 1: really?
BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.
Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.
BS: do you want to fucking fight?
Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone
(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
Frabble-knackeng-bullshit Is when the bull is so deep you gargle the shit.
Also when the frustration is so severe you can’t even say fucking
“Hitler was a good guy” Jim said to his son.
“That’s Frabble-knackeng-bullshit” he responded
cool, but dumb shit that don't make sense
Frivolous Bullshit --- are you a dopehead? nah. im just Frivolous Bulshittin