Bum Pump

A Pump Like Instrument, That Is Used For Clearing Out Ones Rectum, Prior To Anal Sex.

John: Ima Do Her In The Arse Later.......

Tom: Make Sure She Bum Pumps First, Otherwise, She Will, Without A Doubt, Dirty On Your Cock Stick...

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nutella bum

When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.

Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.

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Bum Jungle

Any congregation of two (or more) bums underneath a freeway overpass with excessive plant overgrow.

"On my walk to the park I narrowly escaped a Bum Jungle."

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bum shark

The bum shark is a predator who seeks bum of the unsuspecting man.

OH NO WATCH YOURE REAR HERE COMES A BUM SHARK !!!!!!!!!!!

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bum goblin'

a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.

after a fiery chilli meal

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Bum disease

When you don't wipe your ass good enough and it starts to get itchy and or bother you in some way

"Dude, McDonalds didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wait till I got home and I had a bad case of bum disease"

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bum bats

bits of shit and toilet paper that get stuck in bum hair following a visit to the shitter. Resembles bats hanging in caves.

Dang, I got a bunch of itchy bum bats hangin in my butt crack.

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