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When a guy’s butthole is so loose from bottoming that when he poops, the sound is reminiscent of a chum bucket being emptied into the ocean to attract sharks.
Due to the sawed off shotgun like blast spread, I knew Chum Bucket Butthole Dan had been in there last.
Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
A more appropriate name for a Bidet.
"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."
When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep
"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully
When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.
"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."
UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
(Pronounced: butthole balloon-na-nye-tis) Another word for anal prolapse, which is when the inside of your rectum is hanging out of your anus and resembles deflated balloons (where it gets its name) or roast beef curtains.
The porn stars' anus was gaping so bad that they had butthole balloonanitis.
Dude, you might want to go to a doctor because your butthole balloonanitis looks like your whole rectum is falling out!