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King of the pancakes, my bestie
"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"
A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.
Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?
Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.
Captain Rowan Aka deck hand and ship bitch. Leadership style similar to that of Roberto Bosio with a tendency to act like alpha male yet abandons ship when crew need him most.
To do as Captain Rowan does, disregard all others and think of yourself as a highly respected citizen and human-being. Self-confidence is everything.
When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.
Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?
Bro2: Cap'n Crunch
Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!
Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.
Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *
When you are leading a group of sus people and your the susest of the sus.
I'm the susest man alive, call me captain sus
The girl who made Josh Bingle(ellum) the man he is today.
Person 1: "Hey who is Captain Puffy?"
Person 2: "OH, she's the one who made josh have 1300 subscribers and part of the morning among us lobby, basically the pereson who made him fairly famous."