car dancer

a person who create there own pimp choreography and peforms it all while sitting down and driving in the car.

Last night, on the freeway, I was getting so into the music you would almost think i was a pro car dancer.

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Car Queens

Females between 14-16 who will only date older guys so they have easy access to a car. These individuals are also known for flagging down such eligible males on the main street of a town following rejection from nightclubs; usually offering sex as opposed to cash for a run home.

What is it with young girls these days? They are such car queens. They'll get a shock if one of those guys turns out to be a paedophile.

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reference car

A car that could be used as an example of being ill conceived, poorly engineered, horribly modified or pitifully maintained. Often the manufacturer spent much more time and money trying making it look good, rather than making it reliable, and loaded it down with worthless convenience and luxury features so that people of low self esteem would buy it to try and impress their clueless neighbors and friends.

Hey man!I looked up piece of shit and there was a picture of your Cadillac! You have a reference car!

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car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.

Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.

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Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself

Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!

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Car Crush

1) That hot guy/girl in a nearby car that you develop a crush on as soon as you see them... that you will probably never see again

2) A really nice car you see while out driving that you instantly want

1) Passenger: "Oh man..."
Driver: "What?"
Passenger: "That blond in the black Camero next to us is HOT."
Driver: "Woah... I've got a new car crush."

2) Driver: "Dude, check out that Lotus!"
Passenger: "Yeah, I've had a car crush on it for the last few miles."

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Getaway car

the unique vehicle designated for a bride and groom to get away from the wedding

I rented a Bentley as our getaway car to take us to the airport after our wedding

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