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When used as a verb - To ignore or downplay an issue because the city of Chicago has a serious gang problem. Past tense: Chicago'd/Chicagoed
Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.
Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd
A city that’s more famous than the state it’s in
Chicago > Illinois
the most goated person on the planet
Chicago is the most goated person in the world.
A Chicago is the most glorious thing to ever step foot on earth. He is the epitome of power. He controls all. If you meet someone named chicago, bend down and bow.
He is my king, he is Chicago
it’s a city that inviting it’s a city that’s exciting it’s a city for a woman just like me!
trina vega: CHICAGO! CHICAGO!
people watching at home: ITS A CITY THAT INVITING ITS A CITY THAT EXCITING ITS A CITY FOR A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME!
Literally hell on earth.
This is the place where the most wacky tacky insane voilent and ignorant things take place.
Rated 3rd place on earth next to Detroit and England.
Aye bro, did you hear about the guy who shot that kid cause he was wearing a blue shirt?
Man, we gotta get the fuck outta Chicago.