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To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee
thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.
Opposite of a bad ass. To have an alter ego of perhaps even greater infamy than Rip the Jacker.
Dont be Choke Norris.
A karate chop motion to the neck, particularly where the “Addams Apple” is located; typically followed by a “chin slap”
“Choke chop, chin slap!” as you perform the motions, see also chin slap
13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day
Go choke and kiss a girl
Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day
A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.
Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.
when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up
Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!