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ten pound note, so called because it has a picture of charles dickens on it boyeee!
how much do i owe ya?
jus gimme a chuck d mate
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1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes
1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck norris doesn't do push-ups he pushes the world down
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for people who have chucks and who hate vans can stomp on the vans "you've been chucked" but make sure to leave the sole of the chuck printed on the van.
girl1- dude go chuck you to that van guy....
(guy chucks you..!)
guy1- yo man you've been chucked!
guy2- ugh i just got these.. grrr
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Chuck norris can only be defined by two words: chuck norris.
chuck norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
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Don't be an idiot everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris on Urban Dictionary he finds you.
Chuck Norris
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The only man in the world who has a planet named after his left testicle.
Wolverine once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and sliced off his left testicle. It somehow was thrown into outer space, and to this day, it is known by its scientific name: Jupiter.
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You do not define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines you. bitch.
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