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Someone (usually a dude) that goes out and buys the cheesiest truck credit can buy. He also likes to accessorize the truck with the ugliest accessories credit can buy such as: a lift kit, large rims and tires, lots of chrome accessories, tribal paint, stereo, lights, etc.
This person usually has no money and a small penis, therefore, they feel that driving one of these "trucks" vindicates their low self worth.
Fortunately, this is as temporary condition due to the fact the individual cannot keep up with the steep payments and has to return the "truck" six to twelve months later.
This person will also accessorize themselves with tribal tattoos, tribal jewelry and blonde streaks in a vain attempt to attract someone from the opposite sex.
A great place to observe these types of individuals is at Nickleback and Default concerts.
Guy 1: Hey man check out my new F-150!! I can't wait to get high on coke and take it to the Nickleback show tonight!!
Guy 2: What the hell man. you are such a Credit Clown, you still live with your fuckin mom!! grow the fuck on up!!
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What is a "Clown Bitch"
-A bitch who wears lot of makeup. Makes herself look like a cheap ass slutty clown.
-She often want to have everyone's attention.
-Annoying
-Crazy
-A ratchet
Girl 1: Oh look! There's a clown bitch in da party.
Girl 2: Well, let's go home!
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Another (covert) name for America's C.I.A.
Clowns In America are not always honorable. Can we trust our CIA?
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A pompous and inconsiderate person suffering from illusions of importance and grandeur. This person may also exhibit general hostility toward others and display an air of genuine douche baggery if confronted. Such person may make reference to him/herself by using the third person.
Ex: The dude who drives the blindingly yellow Porsche convertible that double-parks each day in the filled to capacity parking garage is a real Ass Clown!
Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown!
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Response to a funny joke, action, or person; similar to jokes can be used in same instances as a substitute.
Person 1: Hey I just tricked that guy into piercing the wrong ear.
Person 2: Wow you're full of clowns.
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The Definition of a Grindset, The 0% of the populace. Lesser than the Alpha yet greater than the Sigma, and the Fool always knows one day he'll take the Crown. Your Anger only fuels his presence, for he will always have the last laugh.
"Did you hear how F$#%ing Biden told the Republicans who want to block the January 6 commissions to "eat some Chocolate Chocolate chip"? What the hell?"
"I don't see any issue, our President is an Absolute Clown Male."
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