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1. Cup of coffee with cum in it given to a woman after sex.
2. Cumming in your hand and then slowly dripping it onto the woman.
3. Slowly cumming in short quick bursts so as to drip onto the chick like when a coffee maker is almost done.
As soon as he was about to cum, Gary quickly pulled out and used the ol' coffee maker approach to give the girl a facial.
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A perversion of Irish coffee enjoyed by certain Russian girls who did not realize that there is a difference between Irish Whiskey and Scotch, or even between an Irishman and a Scot.
Olga ordered asked for J&B in her Irish whiskey. We christened it as Scottish Coffee.
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Hitting the caffeine again in the afternoon, since the morning jolt has worn off & you need another pick-me-up to get through the rest of the day.
Man, I was really dragging when I got home after my shift, but after a smoke and some nice afternoon coffee, I was good to go again!
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The cup of coffee you grab on the way to the shower in the morning to wake up with while you stand in the glorious hot water looking back on the dream you just woke up from
My Shower Coffee brought me to such an enlightened state this morning
Heard you had a long night, want me to make you a shower coffee?
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originates from the humble teabag. however, instead of teabagging the girls mouth u put ur ass on her fore head and drop a poop nuget. no she has what looks like a coffee bean on her head.
"oh man u shld a seen this she was suckin ma balls and a went for it"
"a laid a coffee bean on her head!!!!!"
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There is only one coffee monkey and he lives in leicester, drinks alot of coffee, and used to go to jcc, now goes to WQEIC
Coffee monkey Is so Kewl and he drinks aload of coffee
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It is when a guy shove a coffee bean up his dickhole and then masturbates. He then ejaculates the bean into his partner's mouth.
Taste my coffee porn
Watch my coffee porn
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