A school full of authority figures high on power and the ability to control students who are brainwashed into thinking they are getting a free education when in fact they are paying for their schooling by working 280 hours a semester as well as handing over various freedoms such as their right to dress as they please, the ability to drive their car and restraining from alcohol, proclaiming sexual orientation, sex and other various behaviors. Students will get kicked out of school if any of the college's rules are broken, leaving the student feeling stripped of all selfworth.
Dean Sharp, "I heard some rumors you were looking at a girl for more than the allotted 3 seconds, is this true Jack?"
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."
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A guy you hangout with on the side that likes to go out and party. Hopes to get lucky with you after you’re drunk. Doesn’t care that you have a boyfriend. Like really shitty music.
Sorry I have to go out with a college friend tonight. I had such a good time at the nickel back show with my “college friend”.
ashbury college is a private school on the rich snobby side of ottawa you’d think everyone that goes to ashbury is filthy rich but unless you’re a boarder you’re probably average and just got a scholarship for anything, imagine a high school that gives out 10k basketball scholarships holy shit. if u don’t have a scholarship and u go to ashbury you probably live in the castle houses in manotick. if you go to ashbury and it isn’t one of the first things you talk about u lowkey try to act mad ghetto and try to avoid that ur parents spend 35k+ a year on ur grades 4-12 education
person: dude she’s smoking hot
other person: yeah man she goes to ashbury college
person: oh shit she’s never going to shutup about it
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A Highschool which is so on the DLA that the roof is collapsing , the walls are falling apart.
There is slags, chavs and eyebrows are thicker than mrs McCann.
"Ew did you hear she goes to Forthill college , what a slag!"
This school is doesn’t smell nice
I went to Belvedere college and this school doesn’t smell nice
A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
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A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
this is full of wanna be road men who walk around with their puma or other 'roadman' brand tracksuit bottoms down to their ass and it is riddled with smokers.
god stamford college is absolutely grim i would rather go PRC