Random
Source Code

Cop Complex

When a cop believes that laws don't apply to them and only the Rights that they approve of actively apply to the citizen they are encountering at the moment. They believe that qualified immunity gives them the Right to suspend a citizen's Rights during an encounter - this simply is not true and often results in horrific new headlines.

God Complex adjacent.

Citizen is LEGALLY open carrying on PUBLIC land, say a county office building parking lot, and filming in public spaces. Cop approaches citizen to question the activities because they got a call from a county employee inside. Citizen cordially refuses to answer the cop's questions, states that he is acting within the bounds of the law and Rights. Cops continue to try to escalate the situation and display very poor attitudes when they figure out this is just a citizen acting legally and there's nothing they can do to the citizen. This is how cop complex works.

As soon as they discern that the citizen is acting within the bounds of the law they should immediately bid that citizen farewell and depart cordially.

The display of attitude is often misconstrued or chalked up to racism, however, the interaction plays out the same almost every time, across the board, regardless of the citizen's racial composition. This is not a brown, white, or black issue - this is a blue issue.

Note to the reader: If you're a cop reading this, I implore you to turn every citizen interaction into an opportunity to 'protect & server' and deescalate rather than embrace this 'Us vs. Them' attitude that seems so prevalent behind the blue line.

by sixlay June 24, 2022


complex chest geometry

Big boobies
Mommy milkers
Tig ole bitties

Large breasts

She’s got the most complex chest geometry I’ve ever seen.

by S’mores January 24, 2023


Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse

Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”

by Movas November 3, 2022


Oldipus Complex

When someone has fallen in love with an AI chatbot and yearns for sexual gratification from it.

“@myai on a scale of 1-10 rate my penis

Wow that guy has a really bad Oldipus Complex

by Rizz Kid April 23, 2023


Grian Complex

A phenomena where shortly after committing to and starting a big project you feel the need to 'cheap out' on certain parts or not do them at all.

A: Hey B! Did you hear C got a massive Grian Complex?
B: Yeah they started building their minecraft Base and don't wanna do the back now.
C: shutup

by WordWordWordMan October 17, 2023


Napoleon complex

Showing up in a town you're not originally from looking to conquer it (whether it's done as a game or for your amusement, or some less lofty purpose) is more like a Napoleon complex than not.

He/she was saying/writing something about somebody else having a Napoleon complex and retaliation, though nobody else had brought up the subject of physical altercations but him/her (at least not yet).

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021


Napoleon complex

The Napoleon complex, also known as short-man complex, small man syndrome and many other hilarious names, is a debilitating inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (males shorter than 5ft10). The deep insecurity that results from being the same height as a little girl, drives the petite and effeminate manlet to ever greater levels of compensation, delusion and puerile rage. If the afflicted manlet is a turbo-manlet or terminally insecure, then the already devastating Napoleon complex can advance to a Napoleon complex deluxe. Infamous Napoleon complex deluxe sufferers like tiny Tom Cruise and lying manlet boy Todd Howard have shown the world that, despite their stunted physical development, they aspire to the maximal height of insanity.

Look at that sissy manlet boy prancing around in high heels while insulting people over there, I hope he chokes on his Napoleon complex! That utterly insignificant runt of a manlet is clearly suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, if you ask me. Short people got no reason...

by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024