When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.
My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.
Its when a girl puts used condoms on leg or belly using a string or thead like a belt. It's kind of an erotic act, sometimes part of a BDSM.
I'd love my girl to make and use a condom belt.
Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.
My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.
sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom
Tobi: yo wassup getrenv
Getrenv: hello sexy condom ;)
Barney: I just peak into my sister's room ;)
All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night
We're using the fancy condoms tonight.
All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night
We're using the fancy condoms tonight.
Conversation you have to understand if you’re exclusive or not.
Gaia: you look pretty pale girl, are you ok?
Caro: no! we just had the condom convo