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consent condom a condom that need 4 hands to open
ay did you bring the consent condom
someone who sucs on orange flavored condoms for fun or mastebation
ryan did some Orange county condoms last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.
The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.
"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"
A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.
"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"
An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.
Taylor: (removes headphones)
When you stick your dick in an icy hot bottle and partake in anal and oral sex at the same time
I am going to icy hot condom Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.