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Cooning

When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face

Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)

by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019


Cooning

If you’re black use this to describe someone acting out who is tweaking or really dumb.

And this definition is not to be confused with an Uncle Ruckus type.

“Man, that nigga cooning bruh”
“Shut up you damn coon

by 2stix March 3, 2019


Coon panda

Someone that's is always up to trouble. Lies steals and cheats on their significant other. Commits felonies daily.

You on that Coon panda shit ain't ya? That's why no one wants you around

by Loveydisco September 18, 2022


Coon kittys

Those little things that grow up to steal cars and steal from you, yes black kids

hey if you want me to ill watch the little coon kittys for ya

by jonbuckle3854 August 18, 2010


Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.

as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022


DC coon

An aggressive and dangerous black person in the Washington DC area. They prey on tourists- mugging, stealing, carjacking..assaulting them. They will try and intimidate the victim by being loud and speaking coon talk. They have bad intentions. And there’s very little repercussions due to local political leader’s policies on crime.

While walking to the Jefferson Memorial, a group of DC coons threatened to shoot me if I didn’t give them my wallet.

by michael mooncricket III October 18, 2022


coon platoon

a group of black people who are doing nothing wrong and are just existing. Used as a hateful term.

Tyrone- hi wanna each lunch with us?
Tony-NO. I DON'T WANNA JOIN YOUR COON PLATOON

by NewJigger June 6, 2023