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A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."
2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."
3."To not give a fuck."
"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"
"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."
"Huh?"
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a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.
also nice dick bro
it wont
your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
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a phrase used by french prostitutes asking men to sleep with them.
vous le vou couche avec moi se soi
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a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.
"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
sitting on your couch lazily while taxpayers buy your groceries
heyo, imma go foodstamp the couch cuz