when the deepest thing that could ever happen happens
“i’ve got cum on my shirt that’s deepers creepers”
A creeper tshirt is worn by band kids who smell like rabbit ass. If you see someone wearing a creeper tshirt, punch them. They are built different.
Person 1: “THERES A KID WEARING A CREEPER TSHIRT RUN!!!”
Person 2: “I’m gonna punt that fucking kid.”
A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.
When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.
Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!
Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing
A closet creeper is an sexual confused person. They normally will act heterosexual around peers, and often brag on the women or men that they have relationships with. Once alone, they have the total obligation to search for a partner who will give them they gay fantasy that they desire. A guy who is a closet creeper, will date multiple women, not his race and pay them for gay sexual favors done to him, kind of like a secret agreement. The woman normally complies if the price is right, and refers the creeper to her other friends.
Keisha, sorry that I was late, I was with my CC (Closet Creeper), he came by for the usual service and to drop off my payment.
A texture in the Minecraft customizable texture pack which changes the creeper's face into a humorous smile.
It's description is "HAPPY CREEPER HAPPY HAPPY YAY YAY!"
Happy Creeper:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
*Explosion*
A park creeper is somebody that becomes one with the bark and seminates the roots creating hybrid saplings.
A park creeper for example would be a vegan took his love for vegetation to far and bush whacked over the sycamore and aimed for the roots and created a hybrid family tree that was named conifer Barkley