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Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.

Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face

by UwU crust July 20, 2019


Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021


eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

by ouch door handle April 29, 2020


Dusty Musty Crusty

Someone who lives in crusty crib and is dusty and musty

Hello Ellion Lindholm ur are Dusty musty crusty

by Professor Dusty June 13, 2022


Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.

My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.

by ISadlyHaveNoLife February 23, 2016


crusty boxers

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.

Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.

by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2021


Stuffed Crusty

When one person takes a dump and doesn't wipe. Then proceeds to have anal sex.

Jessica took a fat dump a hour ago and didn't wipe. We got busy and I rawdogged her in the butt. Nothing like the classic stuffed crusty to get me through the day.

by PoofofSunshine July 10, 2021