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Kovine Diet

A diet where you eat only vegan foods, specifically leafy greens, but you must drink 1-2 bottles of beer every day. (About 24 fluid oz.); this is based off of the diet cows used for kobe beef are on.

“Did you see Jacky? Apparently he’s on that Kovine diet now.”

by Pantapoon June 21, 2018


exit diet

Associated with identifiable indigestible foods you might find in your excrement or while scrubbing your bung such as corn or peanut skins; also asparagus urine

Bits and pieces of last night’s burrito appeared in my exit diet this morning

by Cosmic Blue Too September 9, 2021


diet ranga

a person with blond or light brown hair that could be seen as having orange hair

“have you seen that guy! he’s a ranga!”
i don’t think he’s a ranga, personally, more of a diet ranga”

by bananaboatdododododo April 1, 2022


diet corruption

When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.

Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation

FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.

by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023


Diet Atheist

A person who regularly says “God” in phrases and expressions although not believing in God.

“Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.

“Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.

by WebRobynz December 4, 2022


diet edgy

A pair of gloves that are fingerless and are fuzzy and black. They look to be edgy, but because it's so low on the edgy scale you can call them diet edgy.

Her gloves were diet edgy, attempting to look cool and edgy but only partially edgy

by AmadeusKyouma December 19, 2018


Funky Diet

Person wearing a black sequin jacket, incredibly funky, usually the leader of a Funk Rock Band. Sometimes sleepy. Most funky Diets are usually green eyed, and display a dynamic waddely strut.

Pump up the funky floaty fleet, pump it up you funky Diet

by Stengo August 11, 2022