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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020


Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation

"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "

by Ding-nut kid October 9, 2022


Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation

"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "

by Ding-nut kid October 9, 2022


Ding nut

A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.

Damn, Raymond is such a ding nut.

by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021


Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator

Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

Yeah man

by Babispxt August 9, 2022


Ming Huang Ding

A person who probably weighs over 300 pounds

Ming Huang Ding sat on Daniel and crushed his legs.

by Justing0999 March 5, 2022


Ming Huang Ding

a chinese person who probably weighs over 300 pounds

Ming Huang Ding sat on top of Daniel and crushed his legs.

by Justing0999 March 5, 2022