seeing double

what happens when you get drunk as hell. Either can happen before you pass out or even when you wake up after passing out. Just depends on some people.

"Damn dude I was so fucked up I was seeing double last night."

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Double Check

To check to make sure that you haven't defined any other words in a way that could be incriminating.

I'm glad I double checked the urban legend website and wrote the webmaster before my school did.

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double play

Having sex with two people in one day. Usually a casual hook up and a significant other.

A: What did you do last night?
B: I made a double play. First, I met X at the bar and brought him/her home for some midday action. Then I had dinner with Y and stayed the night at his/her place.

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double dang

to have to misfourtunes told to you in sequintial sentences

Guy: your car needs new brakes
You: DANG!
Guy: and they cost $1500
you: DOUBLE DANG!

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The Dirty Double

When someone shits and pukes at the same time. This horrific and awe-inspiring act is generally accomplished in a friends bathroom after a night of heavy drinking.

"Oh man, did you see Crazy G last night? She got The Dirty Double in my car. I'm never gonna get that smell out."

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Double Gloving

When you finger two hot chicas at the same time In a hot frantic love threesome that will make you feel like a gloved sex demon

e.g. Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I was up all night double gloving Saffy and Georgia them two cosy mittens from last night, I wore them like a pair of moist gauntlets"

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double poops

When you have extremely bad diarrhea that when you're shitting two turds come out at the same time.

"Dude, I just had the worst double poops in my life."

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