nightwine drunk

when you get so drunk you pee yourself (multiple times) and do the rick flair dance.

dude did you see matt at devils punchbowl chasing badgers? he was nightwine drunk

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Liam Drunk

A state in which total thought process control is lost. All actions are entirely impulsive, making for very volatile and unpredictable behavior. Whilst becoming very rare in recent times, those who have been witness to this carnage know very well the raw power it holds. If unleashed in an uncontrolled setting, know one knows the limits it can reach. Some say at its core it could potentially destroy all humanity, while true believers think it is the spark that is needed for a worldwide revolution.

"Hey Liam, how's your night going? Are you feeling Liam Drunk?"
"ABbdbabbsdfhkkhh4466773 BOYMEETSWORLD!!!!"
{Building then collapses}

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Skull Drunk

to inebrate oneself beyond any feasable mental judgement or abilty to function physically, threfore becoming suceptable to dire consiquence.

"Dude, that chick I boned last night was so skull drunk she passed out during"

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Drunk Sexable

Someone who you would not touch unless you were piss drunk.

Man that chick is pretty drunk sexable, but right now she is pretty untouchable

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still drunk

waking up after a night of drinking alcohol, still drunk.

kind of like how i am now, writing this still drunk

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Escort Drunk

The point where a group of girls are so drunk that they assume the position of escorts for an older, ugly, likely foreign rich man who oversteps the boundaries of comfort in exchange for nice dinners and tables at clubs.

"We let this guy Omar buy us a table at Opium, he was really creepy but we were just totally escort drunk."

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Pritchard drunk

Insane, embarrassing level of drunkenness. You will lose everything. Forget everything. Fight anyone.

You ain't been drunk until you've been Pritchard drunk.

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