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Dumb Bitch

What you call girls who look better than you, are smarter than you are, and get whatever they want. You can't so you make up lies about them and call them a " dumb bitch". Just a way to compensate for your own lack of looks and intelligence.

I called her a dumb bitch cause she's everything I NEVER will be yet wish I was.

by blbn September 16, 2008

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dumb bitch

FCB - fuckin crazy bitch

Someone who gets dumped, and cant FIGURE IT OUT, hes over it, you need to get over it.

crazy bitch, writes in ex girl friends honesty boxes, pretending to be someone else.

DUMB bitch talks to her boyfriends ex girlfriend on his msn and acts like she didnt do anything.

dumb bitch needs to get over herself..

by Talk about Balls May 20, 2009

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commercial dumb

Commercial dumb is the idiocy the people in TV commercials tend to show. They say and do things that no one in the right mind would ever do in reality. And the others in the ad are so dumb that they don't even find that behavior bizare.

Typical commercial: Retard #1 Duhhhhhh!!! This cell phone from Verizan Wireless can makes me cool!!! I'm gonna pull down my pants!
Retard #2 Wow what a great phone!! Now we can text each other! (Not noticing that retard #1's pants are down.
A real example would be an AT&T commercial in which someone looking out the window thought he was watching HDTV.
TV viewer: Those guys are so commercial dumb.

by I hate commercials July 29, 2008

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dumb as ice

An Individual who is as unintelligent as a bag or block of ice. Someone who says or does an action in which they look stupid and don't comprehend what they did like there brain is frozen like a bag of ice hence the term.

Nicole tries to say that 5+5 = 13 in which one should reply

"Nicole you is dumb as ice"

by Warlxrd October 13, 2017

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Street Dumb

A person who may be book smart but has no street smarts what so ever

"Maurice just fell for his 3rd credit card scam, " guffawed Jude. "OMG, he like is so like street dumb lol jk lmao" Bethany chortled.

by Pizza bc im a white girl September 19, 2018

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dumb teacher

when teacher just doesn't listen and they make you want to cringe which makes you want to take a book and hit them with it duuuuuummmmmbbbbbb
for example she is

she is such a dumb teacher she needs some milk !!!!

by Neverletgo April 6, 2016

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deaf and dumb

Someone possessing the exact opposite of the stereotypes of a deaf person, like the comic book character Daredevil, but in reverse/ Instead of possessing acute senses to make up for their lack of hearing, a deaf and dumb person would probably die of smoke inhalation after starting a cooking fire because they are too unobservant to see the spreading flames, smell the smoke, or feel the heat, or and too idiotic to remember that they were cooking something in the first place -- all as the fire eventually consumed the house.
They have no deaf or hard of hearing friends because they're too lazy to learn sign language. Instead, they force you to use a unique form of pidgin that's a mixture of pantomime, pointing, and sounding things out with your mouth until you both become frustrated and the deaf and dumb becomes angry that you made them put their hearing aid on because they "don't like wearing it." It usually takes them 20 minutes to find their hearing aid but god forgive you if you have somewhere to be, as anything other than patiently waiting will result in them screaming at you while you can't respond. Even if they are able to hear you, they often obfuscate obvious sentences into nonsense. To use the first example of the cooking fire, a family member might run up to them and yell, "The house is on fire!" Even after having a lifetime to learn lip reading, they would probably respond, "The mouse has gone prior?" or, "I'm already using the fryer!! Are you blind?"

I learned ASL to better communicate with my deaf and dumb mother, but she said it was too hard, like learning to text. Instead she insists on screaming into the phone then hanging up on me when she gets frustrated. She will die alone.

by idgaf187 August 21, 2021

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