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(Verb): to inform an often unsuspecting person about a series of personal, usually dramatic life events during one overwhelming conversation
Girl 1: I think I scared him away.
Girl 2: That's because you life dumped him.
When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.
Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"
When one is in the middle of an act with a preferably big audience and cannot hold in one's feces. To release the individual's feces they are forced to squat on stage and release their feces into their delicates.
Brian forgot to take his anti-diarrheal but the show must go on.
Brian: *squats on stage*
Susie: What are you doing!?
Brian: Taking a theatre dump.
Audience: *laughs*
The act of driving a vehicle past a target and sticking your ass out of the window, letting out a stream of shit so hard that it will cause bodily harm to your target via shit.
Damn, did you hear about that Drive By Dumping that just happened on Third Street? Crazy Man.
Posh colloquial term for binmen. Also slang for a Mancunian (someone hailing from the town of Manchester, UK).
"Hold your nose Tarquin, I've just spotted the dump pluckers down the street"
When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.
Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)
When you take the fattest, rock solid shit, that it opens up your asshole a tiny bit.
Guy 1: I just had the fattest shit ever that my asshole feels numb. It felt like a rock when it came out.
Guy 2: You just had a dino dump.