Dylan Coles are the sexiest humans alive. They get all the chicks. From freshman to seniors and even cougars they get major pussy. If you’re lucky enough to get a Dylan Cole prepare to give the best head of your life. Their TikToks are also really sexy.
freshman: damn that Dylan Cole be lookin sexy
Senior: back of bitch he’s mine
freshman: oh really we snap
Senior: well we fucked last night
freshman: ugh! Dylan Coles are such dicks
Dylan has a mahoosvie big hoory of a willy he just have a massive dong
Oh yeah Dylan (massive willy) Dylan Templeton
A point in a 2k game where you go 1/10 and then quit the game in a poor mood
Why did you quit, stop Pulling a Dylan
Has a gigantic penis and should take off his shirt more because hes got an 8 pack
and kills skrubs in cod every day hittin thos sick one tap 360 no skopes
He will be able to break any thing you ask him to on accident or on purpose only a few weeks into school 2 desks are broken in Spanish
A football player from Colorado who plays quarterback for the University of Michigan. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His oldest brother Max, is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. His older brother Christian, currently plays running back for the Carolina Panthers. His youngest brother is still in highschool and has committed to the University of Nebraska.
I can't wait to see what Dylan McCaffrey does on the field. He has big shoes to fill.
Dylan Krepcio is probably the kid that will later on get arrested in his life, He seems to always get in trouble but gets out of it somehow.The Freshmen love his mullet but don’t get to close he will hit you with his karate kicks, he has no filter at all and thinks he’s a redneck when he’s not, he also has a tiny penis, but that’s ok because girls never get far enough to fuck him because he just beats the shit out of them first. He’s born down south usually around the Mississippi area, he’s the redneck thats not really a redneck basically, he also give free abortions to his cousins on the weekends
Dylan Krepcio get away from me before I call the cops again