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1. a penis, or cock if you will
Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.
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The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.
"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."
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The human penis
She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.
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One eyed custard chucking welsh man or a penis that is ''chucking semen''
-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.
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Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight
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He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.
Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.
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A splurge of Jism through one's penis
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