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Eli is very kind, thoughtful and funny but when he says “I love you” he really dose. When you become friends with Eli you will never not be friends with him he is very hard to lose as a friend and Eli also can have a temper most of the time when you make him mad and if he is mad don’t push him past mad and make his temper snap and kill someone but Eli also can hide his sadness under a smile and he can feel a lot of pain sometimes because he is broken but he can be happy and not sad too
The Funny guy who likes to tease his friends and play video games but he's also a total teacher's pet, he's also super busy or at least he says so he can't "hang out" in person.
oh my god eli is so fucking hot please fuck the shit out of me.
ME: “wow did you see how fucking hot eli is?!”
EVERYONE ELSE: “kys”
Eli is a person that has constant smigma
Person 1: what’s that Eli
Person 2: that’s just smigma
Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.
Eli is a giant cock.
Eli has a big fat juicy cock (8 inches and above)
Mary: do you know Eli?
Ibo: yes he has a big fat juicy cock