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An absolute cunt of a human being, indescribably stupid.
Person 1: "One plus one equals three, right?"
Person 2: "No you idiot, it's two."
Person 1: "Fuck you." *Pushes Person 2*
Person 2: "Jesus fuck stop being such an Emma."
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Emma is a nice girl but she also can be a bit of a slag she is the kind of girl who will steal your boy if your not careful but they will all be younger than her so watch out for that she is the kinda who will do anything I mean anything
1: Emma is fit
2: no she’s not she will break your heart and she is so used
1: oh
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The most beautiful, wonderful girl you’ll ever meet. She’ll be the live of your life and you’ll have the perfect relationship. Until you find out she never actually loved you and is an absolute fucking slut who cheated on you for 8 months. Turns out she pretended to love you during the happiest year of your life as she fingered herself to her new boyfriend and gave you false hope that she may still love you before she shattered your heart into billions of unfixable pieces.
“Hey man how are things going with you and Emma? You guys seem head over heels for each other !”
“Oh she was a fucking slut and broke my heart. She’s awful.”
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Ok, every definition here is about how nice a girl named Emma is. The Emma I know is the complete opposite. She is the meanest person ever, but you would think she is joking. She hates people, wants to be left alone, but when you break down that barrier, she is a good friend. She doesn't talk to people, but everyone talks to her, so she knows everything about everyone but doesn't tell a soul. You might think you are getting close to her, but then you realize that you will get no further than friends. Everyone here is describing their girlfriend, try just being friends with one.
Bro, that girl is an Emma, don't waste your time trying to be with her.
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Most fun person to be around in the whole wide world. Best girl you will ever meet on planet earth. She is perfect in her own way and everybody loves her (Even if she may not know it). An Emma is a really good singer and dancer. She has a booty like Kim Kardashian and a smile that will warm up your day no matter what! An Emma is the greatest person to be around and REALLY pretty! (Even if she doesn’t think so). She’s just an amazing and perfect human being! (Unless it’s your pet... Then that’s just kinda weird...).
Boi 1: DAMN BRO SHE SOO THICC, SHE A SNACC, LEMME CLAP, GET HER ON MY LAP
Boi 2: Ok bro, we get it, she’s thicc but you don’t have to be bragging about your raps
Boi 1: NO BRO I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, SHE IS SEXY LIKE A LAMB AND-
Boi 2: OK WE GET IT! How much do you want to bet her name is Emma?
Boi 1: ILL BET ANYTHING BECAUSE I GOT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 M’S IN MY BANK ACCOUNT.
Boi 2: Excuse me you beautiful creature, Me and my homie made a bet on what your name is, can you tell us?
Emma: It’s Emma, You win the bet!
Boi 1: AH FUCK DUCK TRUCK GOT NO LUCK.
Boi 2: Lol, Pay up.
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The nicest, most loving and caring person in the world. I'm lucky to have her as my friend. Her birthday is on St. Patricks day because she's THAT special. If you read this, yer mom.
Emma is yer mom
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