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When you have a gamer moment so awesome that you can call it epic
Person: Bro did you see that clip it was definitely epic gamer style
Person 2: Man I missed it my entire forearm is in my asshole
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When something so epic happens, you just can't help but put your palm to your face with your head lowered.
John just told his ex he cheated on her at the party last night. (Epic Face Palm)
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Epic Birthday Bomb is when you, and possibly a few friends, start leaving fake birthday wished on someone's social networking profile in hopes that others will unknowingly follow along.
This acts as A) An annoyance for the person receiving numerous status updates when it's not even their birthday, and B) A nice way to past time at your otherwise boring ass job.
Dave B: Did you see how many idiots thought it was really Rob's Birthday when all they had to do was look on the information section?
Jeannette B: TOTES! Epic Birthday Bomb!
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An epic phone that will make all iPhone users cry. This phone will give you bragging rights and will destroy the iPhone. If you show this phone to girls, they will want to suck your dick and want to be "friends" with you. It will make you like a god. You will become a Stud.
Person 1: Dude, tight ass phone. What is it, bro?
Person 2: Bitch, it is the Sumsung Epic 4G . It owns the fucking iPhone. It makes it look like a piece of SHIT.
Person 1: I agree bro.
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Epic Violin Guy played with Epic Sax Guy in the Eurovision 2010 contest and performed in the band The Sunstroke Project and Olia Tira. But, Epic Violin Guy is not as cool as Epic Sax Guy
person 1-did you hear of epic violin guy??
person 2-FUCK YOU... DON'T YOU EVER DISGRACE EPIC SAX GUY LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!
person 1-"slices throat"
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When you hit multiple people with your car for the lols
*gets a double kill IRL*
-Wow that’s an epic gamer moment
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Having a pointless, useless existance and never amounting to anything in life. Much like being a useless tool no one wants to be around and overall general douchebaggery and never doing anything right. Also being known as the Karen of the group (see Dane Cook joke).
Sarcastic Jackass #1 : Kyle is just...so fucked up. He must have the Epic Fail Syndrome. It runs in the Demartino family.
Sarcastic Jackass #2: Yeah, why else would he have to lie about going to college. Did you hear he actually ASKED a girl to "reserve his spot for a partner project"? Who the fuck does that?
Sarcastic Jackass #3: Lmfao what a faggot
Girl (EFS subject asked to reserve spot) : OMFG I cant stand that fucker! Hes gotta have some sort of learning disability, he jsut stands there and flips his hair. Damn right he has Epic Fail Syndrome!
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