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A kind of dazed and confused facial expression that occurs during one's first 30 days of sobriety. Typically it is made by a resident of the Sage dorm at Baldy Hughes.
Look at his sage face (when he got an extra plate of sausages during breakfast)
This occurs when an individual goes away travelling for 3 weeks and returns with a very scrawny face and a gummy laugh. Generally the rest of their body stays the same
Jon: wow, craig looks like he has been chasing the dragon
Louis: nah man, he just got a bad case of the face scrawn
The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.
yo, that guy is totally turkey faced
The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
A person who contracts facial, pus filled explosions around the area known as the oral epidermis, from cunnilingus.
My brother once contracted Cooch face from a Jolie and a 23yr. old skank.
Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.
Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...
Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...