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Ultimate stage of simplistic philosophy spread among facebook groups. This new-age ideology is mainly based on observations of life by mentally-challenged teenagers. It is generally related to relationship topics, despite writers having obviously no idea about what a relationship is. By connecting sweetness to dullness in a 'poetic' way, facebook wisdom creates a whole retarded approach to life.
Popular illustrations include:
"Love gives birth to jealousy but jealousy kills love"
"It's easy to learn loving but hard to forget"
"You can only fight when you know what you fight for"
"The adventure of life is to learn, the gaol of life is to grow, the nature of life is to change, the challenge of life is to overcome, the essence of life is to care, the beauty of life is to give, the joy of life is to love."
Possible use:
Sam: 'You know Bob, life may be hard but death is harder'
Bob: 'I just told you I've just been dumped! Now, stop the facebook wisdom and get me real advice.'
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One who:
i. Acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com
ii. Acts nothing like their online alter-ego in real life
iii. Spends majority of the day on social networking sites attempting to "pick up chicks"
Brian: Hey dude, did you see this hot chick I found on facebook.com?
Steve: You're such a facebook loser!
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Someone who makes statuses on Facebook that never get liked or commented by anyone.
Facebook Loner: Like this status and I'll tell you what I think of you. ;D
*3 days pass*
*0 likes*
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(n) (plural: faggots) A generally faggotty person (usually male) who gets overwhelmingly popular on Facebook for no apparent reason. This may include posting utterly pointless 'relatable' Vlogs about 'how depressing life as a teenager is', to small twats for do stupid stuff which is '#funny' People who are 'Facebook Famous' are near the top of the SwagFag hierarchy, and are also under the 'Things wrong with the teenage generation' title as well.
(in a normal, spoken conversation) Person 1: Oh, have you heard of Will McGuiness <3 xxxxxxx
Person 2: OMG!!!! hes #hilarious xxxx
Person 1: IKR, hes like, Facebook Famous.
Person 2: OMG ROFL xxxxxxx LMFAO x
Normal Guy 1: Kill Yourselves
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1) The baggage- to friend, or not to friend? etc.- that comes with joining facebook which may impact your decision on whether or not to become a member
2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook
1) I can't decide if I want to join facebook or not- on one hand, I'll be able to connect with friends, know about events, post photos, engage with the world, network, etc., but there's so much facebook baggage I'm not sure.
2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."
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Saying something vague on Facebook for attention. It's basically to get people to comment on your status or ask what's wrong. That's why it's a very attention whore like activity. However sometimes vaguerisms can indicate that they're posting about some one on their friends list and don't want to be obvious.
Susan Posts: Sometimes I just don't know anymore
Good Friend Posts: what's wrong/what happened.
Cynical Friend Posts: just say what's up this is such a Facebook Vaguerism!
Not limited to simple status, it can also involve hateful/depressed lyrics.
Susan Posts: I believe that lovers should be tied together thrown into the ocean on the worst of weather.
Good Friend: omg what happened?
Cynical Friend: Cut the Vaguerisms! just tell us what's up instead of posting some dumb sh*t on facebook.
Susan Posts: Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads... and you can think of me when you forget your seat belt.
Dumb Friend: Omg I love Brand New!
Good Friend: Who could you possibly hate this much? Please call me.
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The theory that Facebook is just like heroin.
Heroin is highly addictive gives you the impression that you can do anything and be super-productive, when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.
Similarly, Facebook is just as addictive and gives you the impression that you're socializing and making new friends when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.
Guy #1: Bro theres a huge four kegger out at the lake tonight! Let's pick up some bitches and get shit faced!
Guy #2: Naw man I'm gonna stay in tonight and go on Facebook.. theres this girl thats going to be in my class at AU next year, I'm gonna rail her!
Guy #1: No, you're not. You're being deceived by the Illusion of Facebook.
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