A person who contracts facial, pus filled explosions around the area known as the oral epidermis, from cunnilingus.
My brother once contracted Cooch face from a Jolie and a 23yr. old skank.
When you are so drunk that shit faced doesn't cut it.
John: "Eric you have had like 2 beers slow down."
Eric: "IM SO RIC FACED RIGHT NOW."
An embarrassing situation. References blushing from humiliation.
He didn't want to confront her in person and take that face burning. So he just left a message on her voice mail.
A girl who is hot with a mask on, but is ugly when she takes it off.
Damn you see that girl at the gym?
Yeah man saw her outside, she got that mask face.
an internet meme standing for "I don't give a shit"
Mom: don't drink in that party son
Son: *yao face* no mom I won't (I'll drink till I don't know who I am)
a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.
Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.
The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.
"Oh, look at Gerard doing the face cradle! He's so awesome!"