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the fastest man alive how the camera man keeps up I'm not sure
The man with two lives. Barry Allen a forensic expert who becomes The Flash, the fastest man alive, every time the evil tries to take over the world.
I wish I could run away from awkward situations just as fast as The Flash
The act of sending a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.
I was virtually flashing today. I sent a picture of my junk to a girl I met.
When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
1. Flashing someone and running away as fast as you can
2. Flashing a light or laser pointer in someone's eye and running away as fast as you can
Tim: Dude, I pulled the old Flash-Flight on John.
Fred: Seems kinda gay to me
Tim: Not that kind of Flash-Flight
Fred: Sure.
when u drink too much g fuel while playing call of duty and you get kinda drunk
me- hey hey what up dawg i lik ham and cheese e on pikles of rik
friend- shit u have gone mega flash
me- vroom vroom I'm flash I run fast!!!
A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.
I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.