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clem flu

A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida

John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around”

Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”

by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023


flu asf

like you’re weird , sick asf/cut asf ,🥴

bro you’re flu asf gtfoo😂

by thefamoussswordcreator January 27, 2020


shoe flu

shoe flu is a temporary psychological disease when you associate yourself with a particular type of shoe, and getting that pair defines you.

Avril Lavigne had a shoe flu for Converse shoes.

by theGodWithManyWords November 24, 2016


Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009


Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.

Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.

by Kabbo March 8, 2018


Chinese Box Flu

A deadly disease believed to originate out of Greenville, NC. The Chinese Box disease is found in only chinese women.

Yo bro did you hear chad got the chinese box flu ?

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021


New flu

Covid-19

Unbeknownst to the masses COVID-19 has become the new flu

by Buteo Pollo January 12, 2022